Jeff Sessions Rolling Papers Debut…Sell Out Just Days After Release

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Want to light up and stick it to the man? Now you can with “Jeff Sessions” rolling papers. A cannabis activism group recently rolled out papers (#JeffSesh) to send the US Attorney General a message.

Jeff Sessions Rolling Papers are a Real Thing

Two versions of “General Jeff’s Sessions Papers” are available. Your choice of a black or white box of papers with Jeff Sessions’ face smack dab in the center. Oh, and he’s got a joint in his mouth.

The company behind the papers recently told Newsweek that the idea to use Sessions’ face on the papers started out as a joke. Then they realized “it could be bigger than that.”

The representative for #JeffSesh said, “Our intent in actually making these papers is to poke a little good-natured fun at our Attorney General, who doesn’t seem to have changed his mind or read any news about cannabis since the Nixon-era. His ideas about marijuana have the potential to harm millions of Americans who use this plant safely and legally in 2018.”

#JeffSesh Has a Message for the US Attorney General

The makers behind these rolling papers are making their voices heard. Their message to Sessions is simple.

According to their website:

We are not criminals, junkies, or idiots.

We’re good, responsible, patriotic Americans. We’re voters from both parties, and no parties.

We are regular Jeffs all over the USA.

We are upstanding citizens who don’t want to hide every time we want to enjoy a sesh.

And frankly, we’re offended the top law enforcement officer in the nation thinks we’re bad people.

#JeffSesh is the coming out party for 21st century legal cannabis users.

We bet Mister Sessions will be surprised to see what good people we are!

He might even be surprised to learn that MOST states now allow citizens to legally and safely access cannabis for their own personal consumption.

And that 64% of Americans approve legalization, according to Gallup.

It’s been nearly 50 years since Federal cannabis law was updated, despite plenty of reason to do so.

When Sessions rescinded the Cole Memo earlier this year, he received criticism from people all over the country. This action clearly displayed his archaic views of cannabis, reminiscent of Nixon-era ideals and Reefer Madness mentality.

Sorry Sessions, Good People DO Smoke Marijuana

Sessions once said “good people don’t smoke marijuana” …but he was obviously very, very wrong. These days almost everyone smokes weed. And as the world watches one of the most ridiculous political parties play in the White House, people are taking a stand against the nonsense.

#JeffSesh is a “celebration of progress of cannabis laws on the state level…and a positive vehicle to push them forward nationally.”

Not surprisingly the first batch of rolling papers sold out in just days. The company behind the genius idea plans on producing more to meet the demand. There is also other #JeffSesh gear in the works.

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